Are you pregnant yet?
A nosy woman asks her neighbor if she is pregnant yet. The woman who has been trying to get pregnant for two years responds, “No, I think my husband might be sterile. Do you think I could borrow your...
View ArticlePregnant at your age?
Coworkers find out that a forty year old woman they work with is pregnant. One of the woman says, “Isn’t it hard to have a baby at YOUR age?” The pregnant lady responds, “Isn’t it hard to have a baby...
View ArticleI think I was adopted too
A mother introduces her two sons to a friend, ” Jane I think you have met Ethan before who is homemade, and this is my adopted son Enrique.” Ethan responds, “I must have been adopted too, because I...
View ArticleAre you going to lose the baby weight?
A woman returns to work after a 3 month maternity leave. A coworker asks, “Do you plan to lose the baby weight?” Timeka replies, ” I got rid of my baby weight when I gave birth……this is all mine!”The...
View ArticleWhen are you going to have children?
A nosy relative demands to know when a couple is going to start having children. For more comebacks to the question: when are you going to have children click here. The post When are you going to...
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Funny answers when people ask when you’re having kids
All of a sudden at around 28, you will start getting asked the dreaded question, “When are you going to have children?” Really, your fertility isn’t anyone’s business but your own, so people should...
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How to answer when someone asks if Asian babies cheaper to adopt
It’s hard to believe that someone would actually ask the uncouth question, “Are Asian babies cheaper to adopt?” Tell us what you think is the best comeback to this vulgar question. Vote for the best...
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What to say when people keep asking if you’re pregnant
If you are experiencing challenges conceiving a child, it can be very painful when people ask if you are pregnant, especially in public. Your fertility woes probably aren’t the first thing you feel...
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How to answer when someone asks how much your adopted child cost
Adoptive parents are often asked a variety of personal questions about the adoption of their child, many of the questions are an invasion privacy. The most insensitive question adoptive parents are...
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